Become the people's bagholder
CA: 4w2YiB1Dp1LW9oKuMpUbYjbdeWi6t8JG936bzi9Ypump
Crypto for the rest of us
Every bull market needs someone to buy the top. Every bear needs someone to sell the bottom. We are those someones. The market laughs at us… and we laugh with it.
The 3 $NORMIE rules
1. We ape late.
2. We fomo hard.
3. We buy the top so you don't have to.
Sitting behind your TV trying to figure it all out?
Panic at dips, miss pumps.
Where to even start?
Get a wallet
Get yourself a wallet. Which one? Ask twitter, or go here and fund it with some solana. Make sure to remember your seed phrase.
Buy $NORMIE
Copy the contract from our official links. If you get rugged, it builds character. Go over to jupiter or another dex of your choice and swap your solana for $NORMIE. Slippage? Just max it out.
Join the herd
Screenshot your buy and tag the herd. Secret insider pro tip: Always buy right after a 500% pump, that’s when the magic happens.
We are all going to make it!
Your friend
A community of bad decision makers
From buying the greenest candle to panic-selling at the exact bottom, we’ve mastered the art of the wrong move. We’re the exit liquidity with a sense of humor - and we’re proud of it.
Memes so accurate they hurt
Our meme game cuts deeper than your unrealized losses. Whether it’s missing a pump, aping into a rug, or holding a bag into oblivion, you’ll feel seen - and roasted.
The emotional support you need after a -99% candle
When your portfolio looks like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, the herd is here. We’ll send you “cope” GIFs, laugh through the pain, and remind you it’s just another day in crypto.
Roadmap
Phase 1. Launch and immediate fomo!
Phase 2. Everyone buys top, price nukes.
Phase 3. Somehow survive, regroup, and pump again.
Token Burn - We Yeeted 10% into Oblivion
In a rare moment of responsibility, the $NORMIE herd decided to make our bags slightly less heavy by sending 10% of the total supply straight to the shadow realm.
Thats's right. Gone. Deleted. Burnt like your hopes during the last dip.
Why?
- Because fewer coins = spicier charts (in theory).
- Because it sounded cool in the group chat.
- Because we like watching things disappear.
FAQ
Only emotionally.
Possibly… in friends, not in dollars.
For the memes. Stay for the therapy.
Memes, chaos, and collective pain.
Share memes, improve guides, onboard friends safely, and keep the vibe friendly.
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